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I so enjoyed the most recent ep of True Blood. I will make a better version of this icon, but for now my crude efforts must suffice. Team Russell!
ETA: spruced-up version complete and on this post. I don't know Twilight fandom {*shudder*} so I'm not sure if the proper phrasing is "for Team whoever" or "on Team whoever".
ETA: spruced-up version complete and on this post. I don't know Twilight fandom {*shudder*} so I'm not sure if the proper phrasing is "for Team whoever" or "on Team whoever".
English LOLs
Nov. 16th, 2009 08:04 pmHamlet as played out on Facebook.
Fake AP Stylebook (Twitter feed). Recent gems - "The passive voice should be avoided by you." "Alcatraz Prison should never be referred to by the colloquial name 'the Rock.' Instead, refer to it by the more formal "Dwayne Johnson."
Fake AP Stylebook (Twitter feed). Recent gems - "The passive voice should be avoided by you." "Alcatraz Prison should never be referred to by the colloquial name 'the Rock.' Instead, refer to it by the more formal "Dwayne Johnson."
I heard this on the radio the other day and it cracked me up. So here it is in handy YouTube form.
OK, Star Wars fans, where is this sketch from? It's Richard Pryor as the bartender of the Star Wars bar. But not the cantina. Crazy stuff:
OK, Star Wars fans, where is this sketch from? It's Richard Pryor as the bartender of the Star Wars bar. But not the cantina. Crazy stuff:
Not the sharpest tack in the corkboard
Sep. 15th, 2009 08:26 pmThe video is a bit long. But it's nice seeing that my cats are not as dumb as they could be.
It's a sort of torture tolerance test
Jul. 14th, 2009 03:00 pmMy spouse sent me this link; it's a sample of - well, really bad writing. It's worse than the worst writing I've encountered as a teacher thus far. I could not finish it. I can't figure out if the "author" is writing this as a joke or not. Apparently Moon People by Dale M. Courtney has quite a following on the Internets. The story involves a man who "use to work for the Government for UFO research", but now he teaches astrology and science at the 12th grade level. The love interest's name is Cheral. So yeah. Read and "enjoy".
It's funny 'cause it's true
Aug. 27th, 2008 01:36 pmThere must be decent landlords out there - I just haven't had the good fortune to rent from one.
toothpastefordinner.com
Thanks for all your congratulations - being done with prelims is starting to sink in and it feels GREAT!
toothpastefordinner.com
Thanks for all your congratulations - being done with prelims is starting to sink in and it feels GREAT!
The most recent Piled Higher and Deeper is a perfect accompaniment to my studying this week (empirical research). I found this bit especially amusing:
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Don't mess with a man's sausage
Feb. 6th, 2008 04:41 pmListen to the complaint of a man whose favorite sausage has been downsized from 16 to 12 oz. He just can't feed a family of five made up in part with three 200+lb men and a "plump woman", with 2 dozen eggs, a t-bone steak, and only 12 oz of sausage, dammit! (A couple of potty-mouth words at the end there, in case you're at work.)
Hammer Pants Time!!
I confess that I owned that pattern and made at least one pair of pants from it. Hey, it was the 1990s!
I confess that I owned that pattern and made at least one pair of pants from it. Hey, it was the 1990s!
The National Weather Service is teaming up with someone's mother to write their watches and warnings - check out this advisory:
"A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS... MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES."
In other news, you can't have a BB gun because you might shoot your eye out.
It is zero degrees F outside right now, I think I'll stay in and bake something.
"A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS... MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES."
In other news, you can't have a BB gun because you might shoot your eye out.
It is zero degrees F outside right now, I think I'll stay in and bake something.
my funny guy
Feb. 18th, 2007 09:15 pmMe, taking a box of Triscuits out of a grocery bag: "Geez, how long is Rachael Ray's picture going to be all over every cracker box out there?"
Him: "Until she steals the requisite number of souls."
Him: "Until she steals the requisite number of souls."
