Don't mess with a man's sausage

[flummoxicated]

Listen to the complaint of a man whose favorite sausage has been downsized from 16 to 12 oz. He just can't feed a family of five made up in part with three 200+lb men and a "plump woman", with 2 dozen eggs, a t-bone steak, and only 12 oz of sausage, dammit! (A couple of potty-mouth words at the end there, in case you're at work.)

Comments

[banchomarba1.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[mistressarafina.livejournal.com]

I was dying by the end. The dude makes a totally valid point.

Hilarious!

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

The man does have a point - and think of all the recipes that must call for 16 oz. of sausage. Now what?

[snowywolfowl.livejournal.com]

That was pretty funny.

Don't mess with Texas!

[flaming-mo.livejournal.com]

"A goddamn 12 ounce pussy roll of sausage..."

I heartily agree with the man, but the best part was when he was going off to his wife at the end.

Oh yeah, and the whole maple sausage/Northerner/Texas man argument was compelling as well.

Re: Don't mess with Texas!

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

He's a Southern man, he's not going to eat that maple sausage! Even if this turns out to be fake, which I doubt, it's still funny as hell.