Don't mess with a man's sausage

[flummoxicated]

Listen to the complaint of a man whose favorite sausage has been downsized from 16 to 12 oz. He just can't feed a family of five made up in part with three 200+lb men and a "plump woman", with 2 dozen eggs, a t-bone steak, and only 12 oz of sausage, dammit! (A couple of potty-mouth words at the end there, in case you're at work.)