Found Poetry

Actually, not so much found poetry; more like the electronic equivalent of those magnetic poetry kits. These were all the subject lines of spam that came into one of my work e-mail boxes this week. I added the occasional article and punctuation. I also tried to keep phrases together.

I Wish I Was Still in My 20's

The juice that
Oneself bootlegging
Turn any moment into the right moment
Measures for catching
"Who's drunk?" asked

The procurator
"Ironside" Alvarez
Quartz Gordian
Handsome noblemen
Tree trunk member

Welcome you
Attend Guangzhou Fair
Dictate desirous Fisk businessmen
Magnum minor
Scope Hungary moonlit

Have you heard about this?
Remember Heidi? He read this book
Inhabitant of apartment
Shady redstone Hague
Lydia Groove

Began to rise
Against the polonaise
Affront inshore
Forsaken irretrievable
Hoarse voice grew

If you don't tell we won't either
Investigation my name
As has been
Please revise your sex life
i'm quite frazzled!