The Negotiation Limerick File

Seriously. What sane human who understands how indoor plumbing works says, "forget about that easy to clean tile floor, no, I want to install motherfucking wall-to-wall carpet in the bathroom!" Joys of paying a mortgage. The toilet in the master bath broke even before we were living here full-time. Sigh. So we pulled out the old toilet and the regrettable carpeting tonight. Ick. The subfloor needs to air out, I hope it isn't ruined. The original plan was to put down some decent but cheap linoleum, though now I'm wondering how bad it would be to just go ahead and put in some tiles like this for the floor. And get a new vanity while we are at it, like this.  I think I will try to slap on a coat of paint, maybe a dusty purple, while there is no toilet in the way. Take out the dumb shower door, and ta-da, the bathroom is decent.