Weather Bulletin from the National Mom Association

The National Weather Service is teaming up with someone's mother to write their watches and warnings - check out this advisory:

"A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS... MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES."

In other news, you can't have a BB gun because you might shoot your eye out.

It is zero degrees F outside right now, I think I'll stay in and bake something.