"coffee is the calm moment that lets you think"

Join the Coffee Achievers! Join us in our caffeine addiction! We are disrespectful to mornings!  Can you see we are serious! This is no place for loafers! Join us or die. Can you do any less? *

I'm totally showing my age by saying I remember this ad campaign -  an ad for coffee that features American football, Kurt Vonnegut, and Heart accompanied by an ELO soundtrack,  proclaiming that coffee provides a "calm moment"  - if that's not postmodern, I guess I still don't know what postmodern is.

As for my icon, OK, I know that The Doctor probably drinks tea - but if the above commercial can start with a voiceover saying "you're the new American society" while showing David Bowie, then nothing is safe.

*Hat tip to Mr. Sparkle.