Apr. 20th, 2009 08:57 pm
flummoxicated: (Willow)
*I received a spam email with the subject line, "Give Her an Orgasm in 33 Simple Steps". 33? That doesn't seem simple at all! What the heck are they selling?

*We were invited to an Easter day brunch and I made Alton Brown's Indian Rice Pudding for the occasion. Yum! I used light coconut milk and half and half because I'm trying to count calories. And I added a tiny amount - like 1/8 teaspoon - of rose water. That stuff is potent, you don't want your food to taste like Grandma's perfume. Also-  NO RAISINS. Raisins have no place in my dessert world. They trick you into thinking that they are chocolate chips, but then you dig in and discover your mistake TOO LATE!

*Today we had rain, then sun, then rain, then sun again, only cooler, then tiny bits o' hail for about five minutes. Whee.

wacky spam

Dec. 4th, 2008 08:13 am
flummoxicated: (weirded out!)
Received in my email today:

"Grow your organ larger than your arm"

Do guys really think this would be attractive to the ladies? What would you do for pants? How would you sit down?

Or are they talking about keyboard instruments?
flummoxicated: (beatnik vamps)

This one is entitled "Student releeased Fowl closee school, or, Hey, How to turn your ex-girlffriend into a f*ck buddy?"
That he himself had shot quite certain, he assured by spain
to the emperor.bashaw of duquella's weekly ducky, sleep
well! She kissed the child, her eyes the tiger swiftly fled.
the prince sat down within itself expressed warmth as she
said heartily: to free itself, but he was strong in his
entreaty, to hannah's room, and at six o'clock the next
said celia. She said she'd come by train and take shtuka
again. In the morning they came up with glory of all her
sex, and make him thoroughly used in the official version
posted on the official god bless her too and she is a catholic
and many seemed within his reach, he snapped at it like
a sound which made his heart grow cold. A cry, delay, through
a mistake of sherman's which the.

Here's some wacky beatnik from the 50s, Daddy-o:


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